Friday Funny with my five new boyfriends

So, it's again Friday...and well this means usually two things.

Today I decided on finding the funny moments I enjoyed this week and one particular email came to mind.
So I am playing along with Kelly's Friday Funny.

So here is the email that made me smile and that made me actually press the forward button!!!

My Five New Boyfriend!


I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day:


As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.


Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here he takes a lot of my time and attention.


When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.


After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.


What a life!
Oh yeah, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer and thinking of calling Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker to come and keep me company.


Now remember:


Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!!


Pictures to this message would have made it funnier, but again, I'm having troubles uploading them so I won't bother with that. :( It's a hassle I have no time for and one I would like to skip if I can. :)

Happy Friday everyone!
I was thinking to post something completely different for today and failed.
However, this post is something to look at, smile at, and remember that life is precious and shouldn't be taken for granted. And this again, makes me realize that those travel plans I have in mind are the best thing I ever had; at least for the current state I'm in. So, I should embrace this fact and book that ticket, and if I need to stay longer change the ticket (even if it costs me something), because I will have time and I should enjoy every second of it. If I try to please everyone around me (I would miss out on Christmas markets in Germany, a huge birthday party, and the annual Christmas dinner with so-called friends) I will get nowhere and end up more miserable. It's time to take action. It's time for Selma-time!!! It's time to be selfish...for once (or again?!). 

 ironically, I was able to upload this picture.
via weheartit

Happy Friday!

♥ Selma ♥